i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? i’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. when i play rock paper scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit im sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you asshole.
People throw up the two fingers, the symbol of peace, because today it means they are “cool”, they are “trendy”, and they are the “new age hippies.” With your American Eagle shirts that run at $35 a pop, your Hollister jeans that can buy a family of four a meal, and the perfume and make-up that is tested on animals, well, quite frankly, you are far from the new age hippy you want to be. You flip your hair around until it has that perfect I just woke up and don’t care about how I lookstyle, when you actually spend way too long on it. The peace sign is now a sick fad in which you will talk about peace then in the next sentence say, “Talk shit, get hit.” Well, you do that. I believe in domestic peace; other countries need to take care of themselves
I lovers my best friend.
Steven.
Patience.
